Once More With Feeling !

I'LL NEVER TELL

ANYA: This man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was the maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is... I'll never tell

XANDER: She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night
When I'm right
In her tight... embrace, tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that... no... I'll never tell

BOTH: 'Cause there's nothing to tell

ANYA: He snores

XANDER: She wheezes

ANYA: Say "housework" and he freezes

XANDER: She eats these sceazy cheeses that I can't describe

ANYA: I talk, he breezes

XANDER: She doesn't know what pleases

ANYA: His penis got diseases from a chumas tribe

BOTH: The vibe gets kind of scary

XANDER: Like she thinks I'm ordinary

ANYA: Like it's all just temporary

XANDER: Like her toes are kinda hairy

BOTH: But it's all very well,
'Cause god knows I'll never tell

ANYA: When things get rough
He just hides behind his Buffy
Now look he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know

XANDER: She clings, she's needy,
She's also really greedy,
She never...

ANYA: ...his eyes are beady

XANDER: This is my verse... hello. She...

ANYA: ... look at me... I'm dancing crazy!

DANCE INTERLUDE

BOTH: You know...

XANDER: You're quite the charmer

ANYA: My knight in armor

XANDER: You're the cutest of the scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple... tight embrace

DANCE

ANYA: He's swell

XANDER: She's sweller

ANYA: He'll always be my feller

XANDER: That's why I'll never tell her
That I'm petrified

ANYA: I've read this tale,
There's wedding then betrayal
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide

BOTH: I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I can't quell

XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold?

ANYA: Will I look good when I've gotten old?

XANDER: Will our lives become too stressful
If I'm never that successful?

ANYA: When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley ?

XANDER: Am I crazy ?

ANYA: Am I dreaming ?

XANDER: Am I marrying a demon ?

BOTH: We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
So thank god I'll never tell
I swear that I'll never tell

XANDER: My lips are sealed

ANYA: I take the fifth

XANDER: Nothing to see... move it along

BOTH: I'll never tell

Alors qu'Alex et Anya se plaignent a Giles qu'ils ne peuvent pas controler ce qu'ils disent quand ils chantent, une femme se met a chanter une chanson alors qu'un controleur veut lui mettre un PV parce qu'elle a oublie de prendre un ticket pour sa voiture. La femme qui chante est Marti Noxon, une autre scenariste reguliere de la serie.

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MARTI: I've been having a bad, bad day
C'mon won't you put that pad away
I'm asking you please no
It isn't right, it isn't fair
There was no parking anywhere
I think that hydrant wasn't there
Why can't you let it go ?
I think I've paid more than my share
I'm just a poor girl, don't you care ?
Hey, I'm not wearing underwear

Spike est le seul a connaitre le secret de Buffy et il le sait. Lorsqu'elle vient a sa crypte pour lui demander des informations, il ne croit pas qu'elle est juste la pour ca et se met a chanter. Il lui dit qu'elle lui a dit parce que c'est plus facile de le dire a un mort qu'a ses amis et que ca lui fait trop mal d'etre pres d'elle comme ca donc qu'elle doit le laisser reposer en paix !

REST IN PEACE

SPIKE:I died, so many years ago
But you can make me feel like it isn't so
And why you come to be with me
I think I finally know
Mmm-mmm
You're scared, ashamed of what you feel
And you can't tell the ones you love, you know they couldn't deal
A whisper in a dead man's ear, it doesn't make it real
That's great
But I don't want to play
'Cause being with ya touches me more than I can say
And since I'm only dead to you
I'm saying stay away
And let me rest in peace

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it in a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down but I can't find my sweet release
So let me rest in peace

You know you got a willing slave
And you just love to play the thought you might misbehave
But till you do I'm telling you, stop visiting my grave
And let me rest in peace

I know
I should go
But I follow you like a man possessed
There's a traitor here beneath my breast
And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed
If my heart could beat
It would break my chest
But I can see you're unimpressed
So leave me be and

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it in a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down but I can't find my sweet release
Let me rest in peace
Why won't you
Let me rest in peace

Dawn a vole des choses a la boutique de magie (dont le pendentif qui a servi a invoquer Sweet) et c'est la preuve qu'elle se sent mal. Personne ne le voit alors qu'elle cherche a attirer l'attention mais elle a a peine le temps de chanter deux vers qu'elle est enlevee par des demons.